Your guide to the most dapper crappers in PDX, Pacific Northwest and beyond! App coming soon! Submissions accepted through the link on this site or to HoityToilets [at] gmail.com — from the lousiest loos to the most lavish of latrines! These boastful bathroom shots must be original or credited, taken before use, and must include venue and city. Reviews welcome as well, tell us your reaction to their restroom and we will share it — for the good of the people! Please note in your submission if/where you would like credit given. Thank you for your submission to Hoity Toilets! *By submitting your material to Hoity Toilets, you are giving permission for Hoity Toilets to edit, publish and distribute at our discretion, Hoity Toilets does not knowingly publish copyrighted material without giving credit, please do not submit work that is not yours.Tumblr (3.0; @hoitytoilets)http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ba5f480c372311ac7e365195f5307af/tumblr_moiionUdYh1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Observatory SE Portland</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/53156132281http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/53156132281Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:57:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/443f8a5713a217cdd0b197f7d5dad2fb/tumblr_mod1z21zng1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kingdom of Roosevelt SE Portland</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/52914789365http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/52914789365Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:09:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e757e212370c7a834731dbc070b7696/tumblr_mnzt4kO7WO1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Brix Tavern , Pearl District Portland</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/52331662407http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/52331662407Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:29:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f50ed31dacd412bf84aceaaa1b1623ea/tumblr_mnybrriDTp1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sweet Hereafter 33rd and Belmont - fine facilities</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/52273569487http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/52273569487Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:16:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9a04094bb90b60176420da80a696966/tumblr_mnr1xxuK8U1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gig Harbor RV Resort, fine facilities with secure/retro toilets and showers</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/51944190866http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/51944190866Sun, 02 Jun 2013 01:01:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1ef0067061d77082455fcdceb326bba/tumblr_mnqm48mwbr1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ed Begley Jr. With some awesome composting toilets at the Mother Earth News Fair #menf in Puyallup, WA! #envirolet #poopersfortheplanet !!</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/51920253290http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/51920253290Sat, 01 Jun 2013 19:19:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2825d82f67c830832de4aade37aedce5/tumblr_mlmwnd2bTT1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hamburger Mary’s<br/> Nw portland, or</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/48580320760http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/48580320760Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:09:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5b3fee7db6f1a0856d10ef718efa520/tumblr_mkyz2pzYkd1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hawthorne theater, SE 39 & Hawthorne, Portland, OR</p> <p>SURPRISINGLY CLEAN AND PRISTINE!</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/47515937456http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/47515937456Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:59:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c14b4f671b0acb75a3ce1f28d971befb/tumblr_mkvd3i9gw61qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shell station, East Vancouver, British Columbia</p> <p>Surprisingly shiny shell shitter. Fill ‘er up while you fill ‘er up.</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/47341863423http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/47341863423Sun, 07 Apr 2013 01:11:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a7ab9a3003556a3f4854b8eb00366ef/tumblr_mkvcwpvt0O1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cabela’s, Lacey, WA</p> <p>Outdoorsy indoor outhouse! (inside the greatest outdoors store ever) - clean, tidy, moosey. …and you’ll need it after spending an inevitable full day in this Washington wonderland…</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/47341584203http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/47341584203Sun, 07 Apr 2013 01:07:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58f3f1f4688cdc5a283b1296f4d49656/tumblr_mkvckfpHkM1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kalama, WA Chevron ladies room… There’s a line, it’s the hottest spot in town, right next to Burger Bar</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/47341070652http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/47341070652Sun, 07 Apr 2013 01:00:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fda954395cd0f7088e4f9e70ace0aea5/tumblr_mk892uSHou1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Buy blue. not pink. Gourmet, delicious, proper doughnuts. Much better (obviously) than that horrendous VD shithouse, and they have a clean, private restroom with good music a blasting </p> <p>Blue star cafe, SW pdx 13 & Washington</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/46262475668http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/46262475668Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:40:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f5a1c683e78ee76556bd9b61ef1f66e/tumblr_mk3fa4ynlM1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Masu SW Portland - the jet engine hand dryers!</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/46042677186http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/46042677186Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:06:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2587ddcfa9eaa1b3cd2c43cef656376c/tumblr_mk3f7kr0ue1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Masu SW Portland</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/46042559432http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/46042559432Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:04:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07bbd0066beb25b64d70bcce56bb80e6/tumblr_mjsh05xN1v1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Goodfoot Lounge<br/> 27th & SE Stark, Portland, Ore.</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/45562208582http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/45562208582Sun, 17 Mar 2013 01:09:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff36ad2d58b79b3deb7ae55d53704f65/tumblr_mjqil0K9Ny1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Slabtown Portland, USA<br/> We’ve got a urine trough - also, electrical outlet box, hot power line and water line.</p> Rock and Roll!http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/45472494828http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/45472494828Fri, 15 Mar 2013 23:48:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a1d9f1e547491f8c8b9d6c24b9ab606/tumblr_mjezpwcj1l1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Trade Up Music, 17th & ALBERTA ST. NE Portland</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/44971949946http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/44971949946Sat, 09 Mar 2013 17:27:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d27475e6a1bbafb8516314818ed48abb/tumblr_mjbrlrqeF31qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Men’s - Ringside Fish house Portland</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/44839682830http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/44839682830Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:39:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b41b09bb1ef8daca483a846bd944138c/tumblr_mj7rxsxLlL1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ava Gene’s <br/> SE Portland, Ore</p> <p>Immaculate quarters at a fantastic restaurant with some of the best service in town!</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/44668149015http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/44668149015Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:56:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f4c5a2affeb5a54174840b49d8b033f/tumblr_mj644vWJ6k1qjz6ogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dirty bathroom at Woodsman tavern in pdx, or</p>http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/44593138600http://hoitytoilets.tumblr.com/post/44593138600Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:24:31 -0500