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    Sun Ray Lanes, St Paul, MN

    Sun Ray Lanes, St Paul, MN

    — 3 days ago
    Classic zip tie fixtures at the CC — Minneapolis, MN

    Classic zip tie fixtures at the CC — Minneapolis, MN

    — 1 month ago
    #Hoity toilets  #minneapolis  #CCclub 
    Escape From NY Pizza, NW 23rd ave, Portland, OR

    Escape From NY Pizza, NW 23rd ave, Portland, OR

    — 1 month ago
    A User's Guide To The Bizarre Toilets Of Sochi →
    — 2 months ago with 2 notes
    #hoity toilets  #freerangequest  #hoitytoilets  #sochi  #olympics  #toilets  #poop  #russia  #russian  #travel 

    Enchanted Trails RV park, Rte. 66, Albuquerque, NM

    High winds blew this tumbleweed into the stall of an otherwise very clean commode. That’s life on the road for ya…

    — 3 months ago

    Cafe du Monde, NOLA

    — 4 months ago
    Havana Cuban Cuisine, West Palm Beach, FL

    Havana Cuban Cuisine, West Palm Beach, FL

    — 4 months ago

    Sun Recording Studio, Memphis, TN

    Elvis and Johnny Cash have used this plumbing…

    — 5 months ago
    #sun recording studio  #memphis  #elvis  #johnny cash  #jerry lee lewis  #hoity toilets 

    Wicked Weed Brewing, Asheville, NC

    — 5 months ago
    #wicked weed  #brewing  #asheville  #hoity toilets 
    Elvis’ Poodle themed powder room at Graceland

    Elvis’ Poodle themed powder room at Graceland

    — 5 months ago
    #elvis  #presley  #graceland  #memphis  #hoity toilets 
    Heartbreak Hotel, Memphis TN

    Heartbreak Hotel, Memphis TN

    — 5 months ago

    The Odditorium, West Asheville, NC

    — 5 months ago
    Momofuku, 9th & 1st NYC

    Momofuku, 9th & 1st NYC

    — 6 months ago

    Franny’s, Brooklyn, NYC

    — 6 months ago