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    Hamburger Mary’s
Nw portland, or

    Hamburger Mary’s
    Nw portland, or

    — 1 month ago
    Hawthorne theater, SE 39 & Hawthorne, Portland, OR

SURPRISINGLY CLEAN AND PRISTINE!

    Hawthorne theater, SE 39 & Hawthorne, Portland, OR

    SURPRISINGLY CLEAN AND PRISTINE!

    — 1 month ago
    Shell station, East Vancouver, British Columbia

Surprisingly shiny shell shitter. Fill ‘er up while you fill ‘er up.

    Shell station, East Vancouver, British Columbia

    Surprisingly shiny shell shitter. Fill ‘er up while you fill ‘er up.

    — 1 month ago
    Cabela’s, Lacey, WA

Outdoorsy indoor outhouse! (inside the greatest outdoors store ever) - clean, tidy, moosey. …and you’ll need it after spending an inevitable full day in this Washington wonderland…

    Cabela’s, Lacey, WA

    Outdoorsy indoor outhouse! (inside the greatest outdoors store ever) - clean, tidy, moosey. …and you’ll need it after spending an inevitable full day in this Washington wonderland…

    — 1 month ago
    Kalama, WA Chevron ladies room… There’s a line, it’s the hottest spot in town, right next to Burger Bar

    Kalama, WA Chevron ladies room… There’s a line, it’s the hottest spot in town, right next to Burger Bar

    — 1 month ago
    Buy blue. not pink. Gourmet, delicious, proper doughnuts. Much better (obviously) than that horrendous VD shithouse, and they have a clean, private restroom with good music a blasting 

Blue star cafe, SW pdx 13 & Washington

    Buy blue. not pink. Gourmet, delicious, proper doughnuts. Much better (obviously) than that horrendous VD shithouse, and they have a clean, private restroom with good music a blasting

    Blue star cafe, SW pdx 13 & Washington

    — 1 month ago
    Masu SW Portland - the jet engine hand dryers!

    Masu SW Portland - the jet engine hand dryers!

    — 2 months ago
    Masu SW Portland

    Masu SW Portland

    — 2 months ago
    The Goodfoot Lounge
27th & SE Stark, Portland, Ore.

    The Goodfoot Lounge
    27th & SE Stark, Portland, Ore.

    — 2 months ago
    Slabtown Portland, USA
We’ve got a urine trough - also, electrical outlet box, hot power line and water line.
Rock and Roll!

    Slabtown Portland, USA
    We’ve got a urine trough - also, electrical outlet box, hot power line and water line.

    Rock and Roll!
    — 2 months ago
    Trade Up Music, 17th & ALBERTA ST. NE Portland

    Trade Up Music, 17th & ALBERTA ST. NE Portland

    — 2 months ago
    Men’s - Ringside Fish house Portland

    Men’s - Ringside Fish house Portland

    — 2 months ago
    Ava Gene’s 
SE Portland, Ore

Immaculate quarters at a fantastic restaurant with some of the best service in town!

    Ava Gene’s
    SE Portland, Ore

    Immaculate quarters at a fantastic restaurant with some of the best service in town!

    — 2 months ago
    Dirty bathroom at Woodsman tavern in pdx, or

    Dirty bathroom at Woodsman tavern in pdx, or

    — 2 months ago
    Radar
N Portland, ore.
Good cocktails, classy cabana

    Radar
    N Portland, ore.
    Good cocktails, classy cabana

    — 2 months ago