Hoity Toilets

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    Chateau Marmont Lobby Loo, Hollywood, CA

    Shit at the Chat in style, then stay for awhile. This haunted hotel is hoity… Just think of all the non-bathroom activities that have occurred within these toilet walls…

    — 1 week ago
    #chateaumarmont  #hoitytoilets  #travel  #everybodypoops 

    Midnight Espresso on Cuba Street, Wellington New Zealand
    The toilet entryway has these amazing black-light drawings from floor to ceiling. Impressive… The toilets themselves are clean aside from some graffiti and stickers (aka character). -Nicole, www.nicoleandrewsmusic.com

    — 2 weeks ago with 1 note
    #nicole Andrews  #wellington  #hoitytoilets 

    The Jack London Bar, Portland, OR
    Curtain-off your coochie, the gentle breeze makes the experience even more outdoorsy!

    — 3 weeks ago
    #hoitytoilets  #jacklondon  #portland  #pdx  #bathrooms 

    Haunted bathrooms at The Stanley Hotel, Estes Park, Colorado - the faucets turn off and on by themselves! Spooky!

    — 3 weeks ago
    #hoitytoilets  #travel  #estes park  #theshining  #overlookhotel 

    39 Degrees Lounge at the Sky Hotel, Aspen, Colorado

    — 3 weeks ago
    #hoitytoilets  #hotels  #travel  #aspen 

    The nicest smelling, and one of the cleanest gas station bathroom in the US!

    Holiday, Woodbury, MN

    — 2 months ago
    #Hoity toilets  #holiday 

    Psycho Suzie’s, Minneapolis, MN

    — 2 months ago
    #psycho Suzie's  #Hoity toilets  #bathrooms  #best of  #mn 

    Psycho Suzie’s, Minneapolis, MN

    — 2 months ago
    #psycho Suzie's  #Hoity toilets  #bathrooms  #best of  #mn 

    Miller’s Corner Bar & Grill in Columbia Heights. Minneapolis, MN

    MEAT RAFFLES Saturdays, 6:30

    — 2 months ago

    Secret single stall in the back of the Apple store at the Mall of America in MN — why is the soap dispenser so far away from the sink (far right)? The world may never know…

    — 2 months ago
    Sun Ray Lanes, St Paul, MN

Bowling bathroom with pukey primary colors perfect for discouraging public drunkenness

    Sun Ray Lanes, St Paul, MN

    Bowling bathroom with pukey primary colors perfect for discouraging public drunkenness
    — 3 months ago
    Classic zip tie fixtures at the CC — Minneapolis, MN

    Classic zip tie fixtures at the CC — Minneapolis, MN

    — 4 months ago
    #Hoity toilets  #minneapolis  #CCclub 
    Escape From NY Pizza, NW 23rd ave, Portland, OR

    Escape From NY Pizza, NW 23rd ave, Portland, OR

    — 4 months ago